my fucking truck

i have been driving the same 4 cylinder son'a'bitchin truck for 6 years, bought it very used; it was/is my first vehicle. it is not very well. it is like the old green and yellow john deere tractor your grandpa has almost buried under the grass in his back 40: it runs like a champ if you can only get the muther fucker started. before noon today, i had to jump my s.o.b'ing truck 3 times. 5 times before i was settled in for the night, with canadian mist and soda water nonetheless (also your grandfather's drink). luckily, the other day i bought an emergency battery starter from walmart ($34.99). i blame the truck 85%, i blame the weather 15% (it is -9 degrees now, and we have the fortunate chance of a high at -1 tomorrow, superbowl sunday). thank god for apartments with heat included.